Global Warming Is Bad

While browsing around the Internet today, aimlessly as usual, I found an interesting site. This particular website sells land on the moon, mars, and one of Jupiter's moons. But wait, that’s not it, they also have for sale carbon offsets. Now this is what I am really gonna hit on tonight, carbon offsets. Yes I know it is crazy to think that you could own a parcel of land on another planet, but I think that is better left for another day.

So why would anyone even consider purchasing carbon offsets? Well because of the biggest hoax in world history, Global Warming. Yes, global warming is probably the worst thing we face today, right? Well, when it is 40 degrees in July in Kansas, yes global warming is effecting our everyday life. Need less to say, while we are setting up for the worst winter in years, congress is going to try to pass the cap and trade bill. This bill requires people/businesses that release CO2 into the air to pay a tax. That’s right, business will be paying a tax for essentially feeding plants.

So if Global Warming is so threatening to the world, then why penalize for feeding plants? As well as the averse effect of the bill which will cause fuel and energy prices to go through the roof. If you think $4 a gallon for unleaded was bad, just wait.

The Nobel Prize, once held for the highest in scientific discovery, was shamed by Al Gore’s phenomenon. After Gore receiving a Nobel Prize for Global Warming I think they should give my 2 year old son one for scientifically demonstrating the release of methane gases from a human rectum. At least my son’s is not a violent twist of facts.

So, they tax the us to death, where is the money going? Obama's socialist plot? We all need to write our Senators and Representatives and tell them vote no. It is the last hope we have. Just the thoughts of a noneducated, gun toting redneck.